kingaforday:

Crown the Empire - Millennia (x)

kingaforday:

Crown the Empire - Millennia (x)



earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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bigrnac:

school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes

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drythroats:

I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life.

(via 1990lr)


I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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