fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.
things tumblr staff needs to do:
- remove post limit
- remove ask limit
- delete hoarded urls that havent been used in over a year
- fix their video player
- fix this
- a multiple tag search option
- actually working block option
- be able to post captions in anything else except text posts
things that tumblr staff has done:
- non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
- english as first language: lol it okei
